Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt punxsutawney Distressed white brush-stroke text reads

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

a green and white illustration of a caulking gun is angled diagonally with the nozzle pointing toward the upper right

Janosz is definitely handling all customer complaints

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt punxsutawney Distressed white brush-stroke text readsVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by